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Wildcard Status: Acquired!

Written by Asian Federation at 16:00 9/7-2012

  The spirit was high between most of the Federation riders, after they had been informed of their new wildcard. Ginneken, Joy, Shedbar Tijs and Nijs hit the pub, knowing that they would never get punished anyway, because the manager didn't care about them at all.. Barchitta, Susmuth and De Brouwer on the other hand, stayed home and hatched an evil plan. They all knew they were in danger of being released, but they would not go down quietly.
  
  The main riders of the team, Cappon, Devaux and Amundsen, took the freedom to eat an extra snickers bar during their training. Amundsen, being the Norwegian that he is, didn't like the idea of stealing a snickers bar from the team's caravan, but Cappon and Devaux talked him into it.
  
  It is rumoured that the manager has no idea what his team is up to, because of his spontaneuous holiday to Greece. No punishements will be given, except for the weekly Barchitta beat down. The manager regrets his decision of hiring the mediocre 36 year old, and shows this to him every tuesday.

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